Tutorial: How To Clean Your Makeup Brushes

Hi there everybody!

As you may know, I just finished my dance concerts last week. And at those concerts was a whole lot of stage makeup. Unfortunately, many of my friends lacked the appropriate makeup brushes and I was feeling nice, so before I knew it my brushes had been smothered across the faces of every sweaty dancer in the school. When I got home, the first thing I wanted to do was clean my brushes, but I don't have a cleansing spray, plus I think this required a little more than that. Plus, people are supposed to wash makeup brushes anywhere from once every three weeks to once a year, depending on how often you use the brushes, so I knew that I was long overdue.

Go Nude

Hey there everyone!

I have always been an avid anti-nude activist. It usually just makes you look naked from afar, and the color is never your exact skin tone so therefore clashes with your skin unless you have a completely different colored skin. Lately however, I've started to see the light. Nude heels are amazing.

Go Nude by thesarcasticwasian

Flashback: Outstanding in my Field

Hello everybody!

Since my blog is still pretty new and my Lookbook is older, I thought I would cycle through some of my older looks and label them as Flashback.

This look was from a while back, January 31 to be exact. I was actually sick that day, which explains my face and hair. And the photo quality was actually pretty bad for some reason. I thought I wouldn't be able to salvage it, but there's nothing Photoscape cannot do. :) There are not that many photos, just because it wasn't my best shoot. But there are still a few goodies. Please excuse the overly bright light...WHY CAN'T THE SUN BE DARKER? WHY MUST IT SHINE SO BRIGHT?

Monochrome Madness

Hi everyone!

Before I begin, I wanted to apologize for the lack of blogging happening lately. My life has been so hectic with dance shows (will post pictures possibly, comment if you want to see), homework, school...everything always happens all at once! Anyways, this is my little monochrome talk. Enjoy!

Monochrome Madness by thesarcasticwasian

My Sister

Hey everyone! I thought I would introduce you all to my lovely sister whom will show up on the blog from time to time, and also, who wouldn't want to meet my sister?

Well, I should say, my sisters. One had four legs, and the other has two.

I Was Here

 Hello there everybody! This outfit was sort of a weird hybrid mash up. I was going to one of my best friend's Confirmation (when asking my sister what it was, she said it was a "confirmitzvah") and I didn't know what to wear. I paired this body con crushed velvet dress with a more casual scarf and jean jacket for an occasion-neutral ensemble.

Target Cosmetics Haul/Reviews

The Hand-Me-Down

 For my first outfit post, I decided to choose this one, which is from a little while back. I feel like it really captures my style: slightly old fashioned with a hint of modern chic.

What is Wasian?

Good question. I get it a lot. What does Wasian mean?

Aside from awesomeness, intelligence, and radiant beauty? (hardy har har)

Say Hello to the Sarcastic Wasian

I'm Audrey, and I'm the Sarcastic Wasian. I thought I'd tell you a bit about myself to start off this blog with a bit of a sense of direction. Not that I'm too familiar with those.

Speaking of a sense of direction, I don't really know where to start with this post. I guess I'll start with the basics...?